itslaurissa:

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door


In the picture of herself entering her door, their is a picture of herself entering her door

itslaurissa:

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

In the picture of herself entering her door, their is a picture of herself entering her door

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

snazziest:

Me at high school reunions

snazziest:

Me at high school reunions

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

i aim to look cute, intimidating, and Very Gay

versaceslut:

teacher on the first day: “were going to go around the room and have everyone share one hobby of theirs with the class”

me:

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latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

googlebus:

jokes like this are so gross

googlebus:

jokes like this are so gross

im lucas/gay/15/canada and i love japanese culture,ursula and kill bill is my shit